There Are No Ugly Women, Only Lazy

There Are No Ugly Women, Only Lazy Ones.

It Doesn't Matter How Shaky A Woman's Hand Is. She Can Still Apply Makeup.

I've Always Thought That A Woman Owes It To Herself To Treat The Subject Of Her Age With Ambiguity.

Hard Work Keeps The Wrinkles Out Of The Mind And Spirit.

All The American Women Had Purple Noses And Gray Lips And Their Faces Were Chalk White From Terrible Powder. I Recognized That The United States Could Be My Life's Work.