The Truth Is That I Am Not

We All Used To Collect Baseball Cards That Came With Bubble Gum. You Could Never Get The Smell Of Gum Off Your Cards, But You Kept Your Yankees Cards Pristine.

If You’re Not Having A Good Time, Find Something Else That Gives You Some Joy In Life.

I Don't Mind If Somebody Texts Me But I'm Not A Big Texter, The Things Are Too Small. I Don't Mind If They Text, '7 O'clock,' That's Fine, That's Logistics But, 'what's Up?' Get Real! Pick Up A Phone!

My Family Is Well, And That's What's Important.

My Mother Was Pretty Nuts, But She Was Also A Character.