My Mother Was Pretty Nuts, But She

I Live In L.a., So I Go To Basketball Games. But I Love Baseball.

I Don't Mind If Somebody Texts Me But I'm Not A Big Texter, The Things Are Too Small. I Don't Mind If They Text, '7 O'clock,' That's Fine, That's Logistics But, 'what's Up?' Get Real! Pick Up A Phone!

If You’re Not Having A Good Time, Find Something Else That Gives You Some Joy In Life.

We All Used To Collect Baseball Cards That Came With Bubble Gum. You Could Never Get The Smell Of Gum Off Your Cards, But You Kept Your Yankees Cards Pristine.

My Mother Was Pretty Nuts, But She Was Also A Character.