The State Of The Union Largely Depends

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.