The Modern Dance Is No Dance In

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.