The Car Was Invented As A Convenient

A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The Power Behind The Drone.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.