The Mint Makes It First, It Is

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

A Home In The Country Is What A City Man Hopes To Buy And A Farmer Hopes To Sell.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.