The First Girl You Go To Bed

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.

Why Don't You Do The World A Favour. Pull Your Bottom Lip Up Over Your Head And Swallow.

The First Girl You Go To Bed With Is Always Pretty.

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

It's Very Easy To Live Here. You're Anonymous Here. Nobody Knows Who You Are.