You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

I Was In A Beauty Contest Once. I Not Only Came In Last, I Was Hit In The Mouth By Miss Congeniality.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

Doctors Say It's Okay To Have Sex After A Heart Attack, Provided You Close The Ambulance Door.