Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

Get Married With The Feeling It Is Going To Last. Not Like The Bride I Know Who Doubled The Wedding Cake Recipe And Froze One.

I Don’t Want To Sound Like I’m On Dope, But That Hour Is A High; It’s As Good As You Can Feel. A Wonderful, Wonderful Happiness, And Great Power.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'