The Audience Was Swell. They Were So

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

Bing Crosby And I Weren't The Types To Go Around Kissing Each Other. We Always Had A Light Jab For Each Other. One Of Our Stock Lines Used To Be "there's Nothing I Wouldn't Do For Bing, And There's Nothing He Wouldn't Do For Me." And That's The Way We Go Through Life - Doing Nothing For Each Other!