I Have Too Much Money Invested In

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.