Telling Lies Is A Bit Like Tiling

The Best Definition Of An Immortal Is Someone Who Hasn't Died Yet.

In Spite Of Really Intense Competition For The Job, I'm Still My Own Worst Enemy.

Not Only Had He Lost The Only Girl He'd Ever Loved, He'd Lost Her In Duplicate, Like Some Heartbroken But Highly Efficient Civil Servant.

Telling Lies Is A Bit Like Tiling Bathrooms - If You Don't Know How To Do It Properly, It's Best Not To Try.

Luck, Like A Russian Car, Generally Only Works If You Push It.