Tell Them To Stand Closer Apart.

Don't Pay Any Attention To The Critics; Don't Even Ignore Them.

Why Should People Go Out And Pay Money To See Bad Films When They Can Stay At Home And See Bad Television For Nothing?

A Bachelor's Life Is No Life For A Single Man.

What Nerve. Not Even A Modicum Of Originality.

Don't Worry About The War. It's All Over But The Shooting.