That's The Kind Of Ad I Like,

In Two Words, Impossible.

I Never Liked You, And I Always Will.

If People Don't Want To Go To The Picture, Nobody Can Stop Them.

The Human Race Is Faced With A Cruel Choice: Work Or Daytime Twittering - Anon Twitter Has Raised Writing To A New Low.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.