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This Is Not A Tough Job. You Read A Script. If You Like The Part And The Money Is O.k., You Do It. Then You Remember Your Lines. You Show Up On Time. You Do What The Director Tells You To Do. When You Finish, You Rest And Then Go On To The Next Part. That's It.

These Kids Only Want To Talk About Acting Method And Motivation. In My Day All We Talked About Was Screwing And Overtime.

There Just Isn't Any Pleasing Some People. The Trick Is To Stop Trying.

Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left, Looking Right And Looking Straight Ahead.

Movies Bore Me; Especially My Own.