Some Sarcasm Is Best Told Simply.

People See Me On The Street, And They Point To Me, And They're Like, 'hey! All Right, All Right, All Right!'

My Brother Tried To Explain Sex To Me When I Was 7 - And He Did It With A Cup.

I Just Don't Believe People Can Tame Animals.

I Love Soft-cotton White T-shirts.

I Am Capable Of Holding The Quote-unquote 'title' Of Leading Man. Leading Man Just Means People Want To See You And Assume That You Can Hold A Film, Carry A Movie.