I Love Soft-cotton White T-shirts.

I Don't Know If I'm At The Relationship Advice Stage Yet. I Do Have A Lot Of Information To Share, And A Book Is Definitely In The Works, But I Don't Know Whether It'll Be Geared Towards Relationships.

I Promise You, I Will Have Something On The Internet That Is Game-changing. I Can't Lose.

You Might Be The Funniest Guy In The World, But If You Don't Have Anything To Talk About, People Are Eventually Going To Gravitate Towards The Guy That's Actually Saying Something.

Because I'm Small, I've Been Called Things From 'happy Feet' To 'little Face.'

Some Sarcasm Is Best Told Simply. Some Humor Is Best Told Big And Some Is Best Told Small.