Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.