Some Men Are So Eager For Success

A Bacteriologist Is A Man Whose Conversation Always Start With The Germ Of An Idea.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.