Rule 1: The Doctor Lies.

Madge: I Don't Know Why I Keep Shouting At Them. The Doctor: Because Every Time You See Them Happy You Remember How Sad They're Going To Be. And It Breaks Your Heart. Because What's The Point In Them Being Happy Now If They're Going To Be Sad Later. The Answer Is, Of Course, Because They Are Going To Be Sad Later. ~ The Doctor, The Widow, And The Wardrobe

Reinette: One May Tolerate A World Of Demons For The Sake Of An Angel.

If Anyone Said To Me 'invent A New Monster So We Can Sell More Toys', I'd Kick Them Out Of My Office.

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

Madness Is Just What A Genius Looks Like To A Tiny Mind.