Remember Kids, I Have Life Insurance.

We Are Always Works In Progress. You Will Hurt People You Love, And Help People You Detest. This Is Called Being A Human And It Happens To Everyone.

Remember Kids, I Have Life Insurance.

The Internet Is Probably The Most Important Technological Advancement Of My Lifetime. Its Strength Lies In Its Open Architecture And Its Ability To Allow A Framework Where All Voices Can Be Heard.

Stand Back! I Gotta Get Some Rocket Fuel Out Of The Fridge!

My Dignity And Good Television - They'll Never Meet.