Queen Elizabeth, She's The Ultimate Hypocrite!

I Have A Journalism Degree, But I'd Rather Be The Person Who Is Being Written About Rather Than The Person Who Is Writing.

We Both Liked The Idea But Couldn't Figure Out A Way To Get Up To The Roof. Vince Had Just Seen The Spider-man Movie And Suggested We Shoot Webs Out Of Our Wrists And Swing Up There. We Asked Vince Not To Contribute Any More Ideas.

Congratulations To One Of My Favorite Opponents And Greatest Rivals On Returning To The Wwe. The Rock Is The Best Promo Man Of All Time.

I Didn't Understand At The Time Why Vince Was So Interested In Teaching Me Life Lessons When All I Was Trying To Do Was Get My Video Played. But Now I Think It's Because He Saw A Little Bit Of Himself In Me. Just Like Me, He Was A Rebel Who Listened To No One And Did Whatever It Took To Get The Job Done, Pissing People Off With His Stubbornness And Drive In The Process. Therefore, He Was Trying To Teach Me How To Better Myself Instead Of Repeatedly Getting Into Trouble By Rubbing People The Wrong Way.

I've Always Been Pretty Good At Remembering The Details About Certain Things.