Don't You Touch Me Again. I Will

I Am Chris Jericho, Your New Hero! And I Am The New Millenium For The World Wrestling Federation!

You've Got A Man-beast, And A Ho-beast.

There Are A Lot Of Similarities Between Dancing And Wrestling. The Costumes Are The Same, The Spandex And All That, But You Have To Be Light On Your Feet To Do Both, And You Have To Remember Choreography.

Welcome To Raw Is Jericho! And I Was Just Listening To Your List Of Problems And Grievances That You Have With All My Jerichoholics, And I Have A Solution - And That Solution Is To Shut The Hell Up. But Finally, Al Snow, Tomorrow People Will Be Acknowledging You - They Will Be Talking About The Greatest Moment Of '99 - They'll Be Talking About The Night That Al Snow Was Brutally Beaten By The Ayatollah Of Rock N Rolla.

You Can't Come Back To Tv For Two Months. It's Too Short. You Can't Start Anything. It's Too Much Of A Tease And There's Really Nowhere You Can Go.