Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.

Fay: The British Police Force Used To Be Run By Men Of Integrity. Truscott: That Is A Mistake Which Has Been Rectified.

The Humble And Meek Are Thirsting For Lood