Fay: The British Police Force Used To

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

Civilizations Have Been Founded And Maintained On Theories Which Refused To Obey Facts.

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.