Please Write Music Like Wagner, Only Louder.

"yes, But That's Our Strongest Weak Point."

Coffee Isn't My Cup Of Tea.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.

The Human Race Is Faced With A Cruel Choice: Work Or Daytime Twittering - Anon Twitter Has Raised Writing To A New Low.

Give Me A Couple Of Years, And I'll Make That Actress An Overnight Success.