Playwriting, Like Begging In India, Is An

Nobody Bores Any Man As Much As An Unhappy Female.

Without Vanity A Writer's Work Is Tepid, And He Must Accept His Vanity As Part Of His Stock In Trade And Live With It As One Of The Hazards Of His Profession.

A Too Constant Preoccupation With Money May Seem To Indicate The Lack Of A Proper Sense Of Moral Values, But [let] Those Who Have Always Had Money . . . Be Without It For A While, And They Will Soon Discover How Quickly It Becomes Their Chief Concern.

There's Nothing The Matter With Hollywood That A Good Earthquake Couldn't Cure.

Charity In The Theater Begins And Ends With Those Who Have A Play Opening Within A Week Of One's Own.