Nobody Bores Any Man As Much As

Playwriting, Like Begging In India, Is An Honorable But Humbling Profession.

How Many Of Us Would Be Willing To Settle When We're Young For What We Eventually Get? All Those Plans We Make...what Happens To Them? It's Only A Handful Of The Lucky Ones That Can Look Back And Say That They Even Came Close.

Self-deception Is Sometimes As Necessary A Tool As A Crowbar.

The Self-hatred That Destroys Is The Waste Of Unfulfilled Promise.

So Far As I Know, Anything Worth Hearing Is Not Usually Uttered At Seven O'clock In The Morning; And If It Is, It Will Generally Be Repeated At A More Reasonable Hour For A Larger And More Wakeful Audience.