Playing Baseball For A Living Is Like

When You Play This Game Twenty Years, Go To Bat Ten-thousand Times, And Get Three-thousand Hits, Do You Know What That Means? You've Gone Zero For Seven-thousand.

I Played With 11 Hall Of Famers And Played Against 52 Hall Of Famers, And I Don't Know Any Of Them Linked To Steroids.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

I Don't Smoke. Smoking Will Hurt You When You Try To Run Out A Triple.

I Came To Vegas Because I Work 20 Days A Month Here; I Couldn't Live Anywhere Else.