I Came To Vegas Because I Work

Hitting. That's What I Enjoy Most. Realistically, It's Probably The Hardest Thing To Do In All Of Sport. Think About It. You've Got A Round Ball, A Round Bat, And The Object Is To Hit It Square.

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

The Only Way I Can't Hit .300 Is If There's Something Physically Wrong With Me.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

It Doesn't Take Much To Get Me Up For Baseball. Once The National Anthem Plays, I Get Chills. I Even Know The Words To It Now.