Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.

People Eat Duck And You Think, Well, We've Got Loads Of Chickens, Leave The Ducks Alone!

I'm Not A Proper Traveler. I Don't Like To Be Challenged Or Have Too Much Of A Change And Prefer A Week Away Just To Relax.

Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic