Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

I Really Can't Believe What A State The Pyramids Are In. I Thought They Had Flat Rendered Sides, But When You Get Up Close, You See How They Are Just Giant Boulders Balanced On Top Of Each Other, Like A Massive Game Of Jenga That Has Got Out Of Hand.

The Tudors, I Don't Even Know If I Had A Family Back Then.

I Was Still Using My Eyes Even Though I Had Them Shut.

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

Every Problem Solved Is A Problem Made.