Philosophically, I Don't Like Doing Commercials.

Baffling Late-life Discovery: Golfers Wear Those Awful Clothes On Purpose.

New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy Mucilage Of Mutual Commiseration.

It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost, But Only If You Have A Good Attorney.

You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.

Old San Francisco - The One So Many Nostalgics Yearn For - Had Buildings That Related Well To Each Other.