People Who Are Pro Smacking Children Say,

In Particular, I Found Praying Very Disturbing, Like Swimming With Bricks Tied To Your Feet. And Yet I Was Drawn To It Constantly.

They Call It 'surfing' The Net. It's Not Surfing. It's Typing In Your Bedroom

In My Local Newspaper, They Had This Advert: 'please Look After Your Neighbours In The Cold Weather'. I Live Next Door To This 84-year-old Woman, And Do You Know, Not Once Has She Come Round To See If I'm All Right. The Lazy Cow Hasn't Even Taken Her Milk In For A Fortnight.

One Of My Friends Went On A Murder Weekend, Now He Is Doing Life For It.

People Who Are Pro Smacking Children Say, 'it's The Only Language They Understand.' You Could Apply That To Tourists.