One Wife Is Too Much For Most

Who Friendship With A Knave Hath Made, Is Judged A Partner In The Trade.

A Man Is Always Afraid Of A Woman That Loves Him Too Much

Twas When The Seas Were Roaring With Hollow Blasts Of Wind, A Damsel Lay Deploring, All On A Rock Reclined.

Do You Think Your Mother And I Should Have Lived Comfortably So Long Together, If Ever We Had Been Married? Baggage!

So Comes A Reck'ning When The Banquet's O'er, The Dreadful Reckn'ning, And Men Smile No More.