Who Friendship With A Knave Hath Made,

Sure Men Were Born To Lie, And Women To Believe Them!

If With Me You'd Fondly Stray Over The Hills And Far Away.

I Must Have Women - There Is Nothing Unbends The Mind Like Them.

Woman's Mind Oft' Shifts Her Passions, Like Th'inconstant Wind; Sudden She Rages, Like The Troubled Main, Now Sinks The Storm, And All Is Calm Again.

In Every Age And Clime We See Two Of A Trade Can Never Agree.