Nuts Don’t Come In Bunches. Only Grapes

I'm So Horny The Crack Of Dawn Isn't Safe.

Catholics Don't Scream About Jesus, They Scream About The Bishop.

Most People Who Are Trying To Write Kind Of Sit In Their Basements And Pull It Out Of Their Imaginations.

There's Something About Marriage That Is Not As Intensely Romantic Or Interesting As A Couple's First Meeting.

Gonna Rain Like A Cow Pissin' On A Flat Rock" [drugstore Clerk To Detective Virgil Flowers] Dark Of The Moon, P.7