No Matter How Thin You Slice It

And, Uh, I Did That, And There Was Nothing More Ridiculous To Me Than Finding The Weight Of The Earth Because I Didn't Care How Much The Earth Weighed.

I, I Don't Think Anybody's Continually Happy, Uh, Except Idiots, You Know. You Know, You Have To Have Little Moments Of Depression.

No Matter How Thin You Slice It It's Still Baloney.

And During My College, At The End Of The Junior Year I Worked In A Mine.

It Just Happened That The Public Happened To, Uh, Appreciate The Satirical Quality Of These Crazy Things.