Next Time I See You, Remind Me

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

I Worked My Way Up From Nothing To A State Of Extreme Poverty.

Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.