Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is A Man's Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog It's Too Dark To Read.

Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!