My Life Needs Editing.

If Someone Were To Ask Me For A Short Cut To Sensuality, I Would Suggest He Go Shopping For A Used 427 Shelby-cobra. But It Is Only Fair To Warn You That Of The 300 Guys Who Switched To Them In 1966, Only Two Went Back To Women.

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.