My Goal Is To Live To Be

Always Give An Autograph When Somebody Asks You.

I've Been Catholic All My Life, And There's One Thing I've Never Understood. Why Didn't The Corinthians Write Back?

The Only Angels In Los Angeles Are In Heaven, And They're Looking Down On The Dodgers.

All Last Year We Tried To Teach Him (fernando Valenzuela) English, And The Only Word He Learned Was Million.

You Can Have The Best Team In Baseball, And If Nobody Goes Through The Turnstiles, You've Got To Shut The Doors Down.