Always Give An Autograph When Somebody Asks

If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd Finish Third.

My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

All Last Year We Tried To Teach Him (fernando Valenzuela) English, And The Only Word He Learned Was Million.

There Are Parents Out There Screaming As If Their Kid Is Going To Be In The Big Leagues Someday. C'mon. I Chew Them Out If I See That. Maybe They've Got Their Own Idea How To Do Things, But It's Wrong. Just Be With The Kids. Let 'em Make Errors. Give Them All A Chance. It's Not About Winning. It's Spirit, Togetherness.

If You Don't Love The Dodgers, There's A Good Chance You May Not Get Into Heaven.