My Body's In Such Bad Shape I

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.

Fang Took The Entire Family Out For Coffee And Donuts The Other Night. The Kids Enjoyed It. It Was The First Time They'd Ever Given Blood.

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.