You Know You're Old When Your Walker

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.

[on Plastic Surgery:] When I Die, God Won't Know Me. There Are No Two Parts Of My Body The Same Age.

How Do You Know They're Growing Up? Well, The Bite Marks Are Higher.