Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.