That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget.

[he] May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot.

With A Little Study You'll Go A Long Ways, And I Wish You'd Start Now

Only If The Computers Really Love Each Other.

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.