Men Are Just As Vain As Women,

Listen! Say Less Rather Than More. If You Want To Be Smart, Play Stupid!

I Can't Help From Making Money, That Is All.

I Have Never Had My Face Lifted. I Prefer To Have My Spirits Lifted. In My Opinion, The Effect Is Very Nearly The Same.

Leave The Table While You Still Feel You Could Eat A Little More.

Men Are Just As Vain As Women, And Sometimes Even More So.