Married Life Is An Existence With Bars

Our Stock In Trade Is Raw, Flailing Sex.

Our Photographs Are Filthier And Our Stories Are More Disgusting. We Make No Effort To Be Artistic.

Married Life Is An Existence With Bars Around It.

Even Though Marriage Is Doomed, If You Turned It Into A Job You Like And Really Work At It - It Can Be Salvaged.

Philosophy Is An Attempt By Man To Find Cause And Effect. Religion Has The Same Goal